If

If I were…
If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 12:01 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were an animal, I’d be an elephant.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be espresso.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a black diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a palm tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a snowflake.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a mix table.
If I were a color, I’d be red.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happiness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a red VW bug convertible.
If I were a food, I’d be dark chocolate.
If I were a place, I’d be home .
If I were a material, I’d be the softest cotton you can find.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be sweet but sultry.
If I were an object, I’d be a blanket.
If I were a body part, I’d be the brain.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk
If I were a song, I’d be Lovefool by the Cardigans.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Christian Louboutin Stilettos.


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